http://www.aymag.com/view/89 My Opinion YWP 13.00.04 http://www.aymag.com/view/472 Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:18:00 GMT http://www.aymag.com/view/454 Sun, 01 Aug 2010 16:18:00 GMT http://www.aymag.com/view/437 Mon, 28 Jun 2010 16:18:00 GMT http://www.aymag.com/view/422 Tue, 01 Jun 2010 18:19:00 GMT http://www.aymag.com/view/396 In just a few short hours, I will be convening and communing with a big wad of people, some of whom I have not seen in 40 years. Thu, 27 May 2010 18:19:00 GMT http://www.aymag.com/view/377 We’re big on adoptions in our family … babies, animals, causes … you name it, we’re for it. Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:19:00 GMT http://www.aymag.com/view/355 Sat, 27 Mar 2010 18:19:00 GMT http://www.aymag.com/view/329 February brings us that unique opportunity to Make All Men Miserable. Mon, 01 Feb 2010 19:19:00 GMT http://www.aymag.com/view/304 It’s New Year’s Resolution Time, of course … the first opportunity we have to consider All the Ways That Other People Need to Change … so much more entertaining than SELF-improvement, no? Fri, 01 Jan 2010 19:19:00 GMT http://www.aymag.com/view/282 Since I am typing this myself and not dictating it to someone else, you may assume that I, as well as all my digits, survived the Great Gator Hunt of ‘09. Sun, 27 Dec 2009 19:19:00 GMT http://www.aymag.com/view/247 Gator Hunt — Part 1: The whole night started out in the Best Possible Way … with massive quantities of FOOD. Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:19:00 GMT http://www.aymag.com/view/216 By the time you read this, I will have been on my first (and one can only hope, last) gator hunt. Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:19:00 GMT http://www.aymag.com/view/191 Well, I am sorry to report that my mama is not doing well — not well at all. Hard to believe that in March, this same woman was riding in the lead convertible for the Million Queen March, and now, as I said, she is just right poorly. Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:00:00 GMT http://www.aymag.com/view/165 WATERMELON. Long used in my family as a cure-all as magical as the Windex in that Greek wedding movie, actual physical consumption of the fruit was not even necessary to the process: merely THINKING about it was enough to restore peace and order to the Universe. Sat, 01 Aug 2009 18:19:00 GMT http://www.aymag.com/view/147 I was told that this issue was allegedly to be about WELLness or some such fol-de-rol. Hmph. I don’t know if that was intended to be some kind of not-so-subtle HINT to me personally or not, but it is certainly beginning to feel that way. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:00:00 GMT http://www.aymag.com/view/124 My, my, my — how time does fly when one is NOT building a porch. (This state of being is not to be confused with that of persons who, for whatever reason(s) choose to remain porchless or those who already have porches sufficient to their needs, but rather it deals with persons — actually just one specific person, who has supposedly, purportedly and/or allegedly been in the process of building a porch for more than FOUR (4) entire YEARS, plus a few months — but spends most (what most?) ALL of his time doing everything in the world, BUT building said porch.) Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:19:00 GMT http://www.aymag.com/view/90 How I, the biggest homebody I ever heard of, got on so many travel-related mailing lists is a major mystery to me. I get every cruise brochure printed, plus all manner of travel magazines from “girl-trips” to extreme luxury getaways. I have never requested any of this literature — printed or online — and yet I receive endless entreaties to venture out into the big, wide world. I am not interested in the big, wide world. I like my little tiny world. I like my back porch (even if it is still only half-done after FOUR YEARS under construction by my beloved husband, The Cutest Boy in the World, thus earning it the name of “Divorce Porch,” but enough said about THAT). I like looking out at our little corner of the lake. I like drinking my own coffee, wearing my own robe, sitting on my own rocking chair, mouth-breathing my own fresh air. Fri, 01 May 2009 18:19:00 GMT